From the Official Reading site:
"Watch Boucaud's wondergoal and Darius on fire in our Reading World special"
Whilst the official site's constant bleatings about Reading World are known to annoy many, we can't help but think that they are going to sell a few subscriptions to the sadists amongst us with a headline like that...
But when you actually read the site's shameless advert, which is disguised as a news article, it seems 'Darius on fire' actually turns out to be the big frontman scoring from the penalty spot on his Seagulls debut.
Clichés these days...